A bit of everything

Mar 30

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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baby snake eyebrows
Mar 30

tylerfucklin:

zimothyfoo:

oh my god the kiddie pool one is slaying me

no seriously guys i keep fucking laughing over that stupid kiddie pool gif i mean THE WATER BOTTLE GETS TURNED UPRIGHT SOMEHOW DURING ALL OF THAT CHAOS.

Mar 30

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

Mar 30

scuttlebuggy:

IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND THERE IS A 100% GUARANTEE I WILL NEVER EVER FRAME YOU FOR MURDERS AND PUT YOU IN JAIL

I MAY FAIL TO CONTACT YOU FOR WEEKS ON END AND BE UNABLE TO EXPRESS MY DEEP APPRECIATION AND AFFECTION FOR YOU UNLESS ITS BURIED IN JOKES OR YELLING OR INCREDIBLE AWKWARDNESS

BUT I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT GET YOU PUT IN JAIL

UNLESS I AM THERE WITH YOU

Mar 30

lupine-lunatic:

femalexxrebel:

phototoartguy:

The man’s best friend!

Literally nothing better than the love you receive from a dog.

^This

Mar 30

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

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Now, look at this:

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That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

 

Then, look at this:

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An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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Or you know, maybe they’re related.

Mar 30

fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

Mar 30
fuschiabloodz:

dawnrie-face:

allartnopay:

THIS.

YES.

REAL TALK

fuschiabloodz:

dawnrie-face:

allartnopay:

THIS.

YES.

REAL TALK

Mar 29

guy:

invented:

Are you gonna recycle those bags under your eyes?

excuse me???? these bags are designer brand

Mar 27

altair:

"whoops i misjudged how far i can fall without dying in this game yet again" a novel by me

Mar 27
rebloggedcucumbers:

mybodypeaceofmind:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

This is actually a really lovely artistic reference as well. Also HOLY SHIT NEW REBLOG SYSTEM??? dang.

rebloggedcucumbers:

mybodypeaceofmind:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

This is actually a really lovely artistic reference as well. Also HOLY SHIT NEW REBLOG SYSTEM??? dang.

Mar 27

adiostoreadumb:

My snapchats are literally the best

Mar 27

dildosandglitter:

projectunbreakable:

seven photographs depicting corrective rape: the occurrence of sexual assault because of or as a way of fixing a person’s sexual identity

more info about project unbreakable here

original tumblr here

previously: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by their friends/family

nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures

Mar 27

cameronadlersbuttblog:

queen-juvia:

when u tell ur friend u almost burnt down the house and they’re not surprised you need to reevaluate everything

this happened to me once, when i decided to see if it was true what people said about spraying hairspray into flames

Mar 27